someone not naughty , but possibly foolish, inept, inert, innate [?]

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myself on sunday afternoon, near TIVO ?

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Bold Robin Hood and his outlaw band, their famous exploits in Sherwood Forest. Penned and pictured by Louis Rhead (1912)
My mother’s elderly Aunt Emily swears to high heaven , as it were , that Sir Robin Hood & his “merry-men” had their evil way with her along the watling road to warwickshire circa 1384. I told her, I done told her, : “Nana, you’re some crazy naked demented senile slut”…. but she won’t listen… still maintains that the ancient Earl of Huntington owes her for an unpaid-fuck, group-sex rates.

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Bold Robin Hood and his outlaw band, their famous exploits in Sherwood Forest. Penned and pictured by Louis Rhead (1912)

My mother’s elderly Aunt Emily swears to high heaven , as it were , that Sir Robin Hood & his “merry-men” had their evil way with her along the watling road to warwickshire circa 1384. I told her, I done told her, : “Nana, you’re some crazy naked demented senile slut”…. but she won’t listen… still maintains that the ancient Earl of Huntington owes her for an unpaid-fuck, group-sex rates.

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hello Dolly ?

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a bucket , as in nature generally , is circular and full of shit

—Old Mr. Morgan , who kicked my dog Fluffie , lived down the lane , kept 3 rottweilers on chains , and [erroneously, it was discovered] claimed to be a carnate incarnation of the Assysrian Ass-God , AsstarothAsstaroth, my God

when i am was born, Heaven showed a Sonet ‘e Lumiere

when i am was born, Heaven showed a Sonet ‘e Lumiere

my main hobby/sin, TMZ

my main hobby/sin, TMZ

FACEBOOK says to me “Non” … consequently, me say “9” to FACEBOOK

FACEBOOK peeple is gude butt tumblr. peepels is butter

jesus lived here on the way home to palestine from stonehenge

jesus lived here on the way home to palestine from stonehenge